An expert is expert in making mistakes
In his narrow field of expertise
An expert knows all the answers
Provided you ask the right questions
Experts don’t care to listen when the presenter present
Their amazing enthusiasm is evident at the question hour
Some experts look good in vases, as decoration pieces
Available in plenty, their eligibility increases with age
They believe wisdom comes only with age
Retired radicals are the best ‘fillers’
More flexible an expert is, more sought after he is
Planted to achieve mandated objectives
Experts love using riders while accepting proposals
I have learnt a few lessons, as an expert
If you see a snake, just kill it, rather than appointing a committee on snakes
Dress up your expertise in beautiful language and jargon
And wear expensive suits
Someone said, if Columbus had an expert committee
He would probably still be at the dock
An editor is a long term expert
Their primary job is to kill the initiatives of aspiring writers