An expert is the one who makes mistakes

In his narrow field of expertise

An expert knows the answer if you ask him the right question

Not an adept listener, but a keen questioner

More flexible an expert is, more sought after he is

Experts are planted in the vases to achieve mandated objectives

Retired radicals are the best experts

Few expert advises for the future experts

Wear expensive suit and dress up your expertise

In beautiful language and jargon

Just kill it when you see a snake

Don’t wait for the appointment committee on snakes

If Columbus had to go through an expert committee

He would still be at the dock

An editor is an expert

Appointed to kill the initiatives of aspiring writers